JUNE 2021: This drive has been a long time coming and one of the most anticipated test drives of recent times for me. The chance to drive two hot hatch legends from my youth and one of which started a life-long passion for hot hatches in me. There have been some lovely hot hatches before and after these. There have been those who have been more pioneering, faster, better handling etc. but especially to us 80s/90s kids, these two - the Renault 5 GT Turbo and the Peugeot 205 GTi - are the all-time icons of hot hatchery.
This drive has been a long time coming and one of the most anticipated test drives of recent times for me. The chance to drive two hot hatch legends from my youth and one of which started a life-long passion for hot hatches in me.
There have been some lovely hot hatches before and after these. There have been those who have been more pioneering, faster, better handling etc. but especially to us 80s/90s kids, these two - the Renault 5 GT Turbo and the Peugeot 205 GTi - are the all-time icons of hot hatchery.
Over the last decades since they were unleashed on the world, there have been a slew of fine articles by various publications that would have pitched the two against each other and detailed there technical strengths and weaknesses. So, I’ll try not to bore you with yet another one of those.
If you bear with me, I’ll just tell you about hot
hatch love and what these two have meant to me.
HOT HATCH ROMANCE - THE BEGINNINGS
My love for small fast cars probably started with my
dad’s series of little hatchbacks that our family went through in my youth.
Renault was a big player in the list of cars we went through, starting with a
R4 and a series of Renault 5s: a blue TL and a red TS with a comical police
siren for scaring errant buses out of the way (highly un-allowed of course, but
rather tame compared today’s annoying flashing police light mods). My dad’s
peak fast hatch moment was a gorgeous black Renault 5 Gordini Turbo, purchased
from his good friend and legendary local race driver, Bri Ponnambalam, the second
gent integral to my hot hatch tale. My dad was a fast driver in his day,
especially in the peppy little Gordini and had many a laugh scaring the teeth
off some elderly relatives in the passenger seat. The black car with red
pinstripes across the body and turbine wheels were Uber cool to a pre teen
Gishanka, and hey, it still is.
Fast forward many years, getting a licence and having
gone through some pretty dull cars, opportunity presented itself to me to
purchase my first car, thanks to a new job job at Unilever and a car loan
allowance. Fate appeared to play its hand again and my dad and Bri Ponnambalam
came together to suggest purchasing the latter’s pride and joy, a 1988 Renault
5 GT Turbo Phase 2 with a fantastic racing pedigree. He was compelled to let it
go as it was his great tempter to keep racing, which had apparently been banned
by the household at the time. With a tear in his eye, I was handed over the
keys and the pristine GTT was with me, the original rear plastic covers from
factory still on it. It was a mini legend at the time having been successfully
raced, and holder of the Mahagastota hill climb record in it’s class for nearly
a decade as I recall. It was also the
first car with a “6669” number plate which has stuck with me to date.
Experiencing this pocket rocket and it’s delights
sparked a life-long fire in me for the appreciation of tiny, fast 4 wheeled
devices which are ideally suited for real world fun, any time and all the time.
HOT HATCHES - TLDR
· Definition- a high performance compact hatchback car. The “hatch” part is a key definer as otherwise cars like the Fiat Nuova 500 Abarths and Mini coopers (which had boots, not hatchbacks) would have preceded these.
· Who was first - Simca with their 1100Ti in 1973 (with all of 82bhp) Renault with the afore mentioned Gordini Turbo was next in 1976, followed in the same year by one of the best known of all, the Golf GTi.
· Next came the two legends featured here from 1984 onwards.
· Peugeot gave up trying to improve on the epic 205 but Renault has persevered with their excellent Clios and Meganes which continue to produce some epic hot hatchery to this date.
· Mega Hatches are a recent evolution with 400 bhp madness from AMG, Audi and BMW.
·
Hot Hatch sales appear to be dying, but the current
undisputed king is the rally-bred and instant classic Toyota GR Yaris
So, with that bit of brief history, on to the two beautiful specimens we are to drive today.
THE RENAULT 5 GT TURBO
This itself is a special moment. I’m re-united with
this self same car I owned and hot hatch fire-starter, after more than a decade
of parting company with it. Wincing as it is to say, I left it a bit worse for
wear at the time after some youthful idiocy. Thankfully, in the hands of the
new owner it has been beautifully and faithfully restored and been given some tasteful,
race-ready upgrades.
Design wise, to these eyes, the sharp Marcello Gandini
(a la Lambo Countach) lines are still modern and have aged well. The slick
surfaces of the sloping rear hatch and front headlamps, along with the
signature profile and beefy body-kit are still striking, muscular and have a
fantastic stance. It’s also remarkable
that it weighs around 830kg compared to the 1,200-1,400kg fast hatches of today
and about the same as a much tinier modern Honda S660.
It's almost shocking to note that this fast car of it’s
times rides on 13" alloys. The current owner has now shod them with some
tasty and ultra grippy semi slick Nankangs.
Inside, black bucket seats with red trim welcomes you
along with bright red carpeting all around. The dashboard is quite retro
futuristic but as brittle as you would expect from 1980s budget euro cars. The
steering wheel is still gorgeous and the beefy three-spoked circle is one of
the most handsome designs out there.
The controls are rather typically French crazy with
rollers and odd stalks scattered across the dash and very low set and unusable
window controls.
The gear lever is now a stocky aluminum item and is improved
with a short shifter.
Under the hood much looks the same except for some
select upgrades such as a blueprinted engine, bigger turbo, and radiator.
THE PEUGEOT 205 Gti
The lines may not be penned by one as fancy as the R5
- in house by Gerald Welte - but wow,
this still look great 35 years later.
The shape is taught and is elegantly simple. The rear
lights are tiny and jewel like whilst the strongly triangular C Pillar houses
two charismatic horizontal strakes, one of which identifies this as the potent
1.9L version.
This GTi is shod with gorgeous 15” pepperpot alloys
which would have been quite massive for its time and fill those flared wheel
arches perfectly.
It’s remarkable how similarly sized and proportioned
both the Peugeot and Renault are but are styled so distinctly differently and
still reach apex 80s coolness.
Inside, the similarities follow, with similar black on
red styling flourishes and a a bright red carpet as backdrop. The Peugeot dash
and controls are a lot more conventional than the more future forward Renault,
but are ergonomically superb.
The 205 is left more untouched than the R5 but does
treat itself to a close ratio gearbox.
The gear shift itself is positioned rather too close to the seats,
meaning engaging the lift-up collar reverse a bit of a tricky affair. Other
than this, the rest of the controls are much more sensibly laid out than its
French compatriot.
THE DRIVES – RENAULT
OK, enough pouring over the various facets of these
two little gems. It’s time for the main event. Driving one of these would have
been a treat, but both, back to back is utter oo la la: the Renault I haven’t
savoured for a decade and is now tastily upgraded, whilst getting to savour the
legendary Peugeot 205 GTi is a first for me, even after 23 years of test
drives.
I get into the Renault and immediately I’m familiar
with it. The car is now shared between two experienced race driver petrol
heads. One of them gets in as a passenger with me, eager to to find out what I
feel about the upgrades they’ve lovingly imparted on the little French cracker.
And my goodness, it’s beautifully curated set of
upgrades: The engine has tastefully been blueprinted by GCB Motorsport in the
UK and treated to a larger T25 Turbo and oversized radiator to manage an
increase heat load and boost, and
specially chosen plugs by the owner to complement the engine. There’s also a short shift gearbox I mentioned earlier,
better rubber, original brakes but with near race spec pads, lowered coils springs
and reset torsion bars.
I ease off the heavy competition clutch quite
gingerly, whilst gently feathering the throttle eager not to suffer embarrassed
looks in front of it’s new keepers. Gladly, I find, even with all the mods,
it’s like riding a bike, my dear old friend has been to the gym but is still as
familiar as an old pair of sneakers.
We set off, and my passenger is keen for me to go full
beans on their upgraded little beast.
And what a beast it is now.
The R5 was always a boosty little thing but now, with
the bigger turbo, delivers a huge lump of acceleration once you pass 3,000 rpm.
This goes like a damn steam train locomotive. The car was always solid, grippy
and super steadfast through the corners, but now with better rubber and tweaked
suspension, it’s vice-like hold on corners is taken up several notches. We take
a fast corner and it just keeps gripping and even encourages you to gently gas
it some more.
The engine feels notably smoother and fearless up the
rev range and delivers a nice dose of whiplash acceleration if you’re not ready
for it. And then come those stoppers. I
was warned but I still wasn’t ready when these upgraded pads locked in as I
nearly had reverse whiplash.
One thing I did note though was that torque steer
seemed a fairly tamed, probably thanks to the smartly retained suspension.
Overall, the R5 is the same hilariously fast missile
it was, just with the wick turned up closer to ten now. It’s handling is still
highly confidence inspiring and is a little rocket in a straight line. But with its boosty power delivery and heavy
steering and clutch, you need to respect it and need to know what you’re doing
to get the best out of it.
So, my dear first hot hatch is in good hands and is
now back to being a track machine and hill climb weapon as it was in its first
life.
THE DRIVES - PEUGEOT
And, on to the Peugeot. Something I’ve always wanted
to do but with it’s immense rarity, especially in Sri Lanka, didn’t think I’d
really have an opportunity to savour.
This is a pristine and beautifully original example.
One that’s been lovingly and meticulously maintained and cared for by it’s
owner. I’m planning on being being very careful in my - at least my first 10
minutes with the 205 to familiarize myself with it. Thankfully I was given a
breaking-in opportunity when we had to first ease it along some slow tracks for
some photo ops.
But ten minutes proved a massive over estimation for
familiarity. Within my first corner at just 30kmph, the 205 lets me know that
it’s one of “those” cars. Just 30
seconds in, you realise, this is a damn special one. Some cars, you need to
take it up to the right speed, the right road and the right corner for it to
reveal its secrets and rarely, greatness. However, very few let you know so
quickly and at ordinary speeds, and that is exactly what the 205 GTi does.
The steering feels communicative, electric and
connected. The turn-in is immediate and at faster speeds, even more so. That
first corner is a grin inducer that reminded me of that rare feeling of
laugh-out joy I got on my first fast corner in my beloved S660.
Then, there’s the engine. The 1.9L naturally aspirated
4 cylinder doesn’t make a big showy noise like modern sound-curated power
plants do, but man does it deliver. 130 hp and and more importantly, 164 Nm of
torque are delivered emphatically and enthusiastically. From 3,000 rpm onwards,
it’s such a solid slug of power, you’d almost swear it was turbocharged. The tractability and rev happy nature of it
reveals the joys and beauty of the oh-so-rare-now N/A engine.
To complete the package is a notch and slick shifting
gearbox. The 5 speeder has perfect ratios that work in complete harmony with
the engine. The two are as perfect a sync as you’d find, with the entire power
train coming together to give you massive confidence in the car within just a
few minutes on the road. Gear changes and rev matching are effortless and a
delight. The clutch is quite light and as is the steering, especially in
comparison to the stiffer R5.
The greatness of the 205 GTi lies in how connected it
makes you feel to it. It’s a tad heavier than the GT Turbo at around 860kg, but
you meld with the car and its’ controls, effortlessly. It delights you in every
corner, every squirt of acceleration. I get why Peugeot didn’t bother to try
and top this. It really is sublime.
HOW
DO THEY COMPARE?
So, at the end how do they compare? The answer is that you shouldn’t.
These two are both legends who are wonderfully
designed to approach Hot Hatch greatness through two quite different paths.
The R5’s one is of hilarious and near brutish power
and grip that also bites, and thus makes you respect and it learn it’s ways to
become a more masterful driver. The 205 GTi takes the path of being a finely
orchestrated combination of controls and feelsomeness, whilst being slower, is
bit easier to learn and flows more smoothly and naturally on it’s path. The R5
is a gold tequila, the 205 a refined single malt. They’re quite different, but
both are damn fine ways of getting drunk.
Given a choice, I’d say forget choosing, I would want
them both. And one of our lucky owners
here has exactly that, with a R5 GT turbo in his garage next his 205 GTi.
They say, you shouldn’t meet your heroes as they will
dissapoint you. Today, I’ve met two who thankfully makes that saying utter
bunkum. Maybe that’s why I sometimes
like my cars more than most people.
This was indeed a truly warm-glow special day for me. I got to drive back-to-back two of the all time greats of hot hatch lore and I’m enormously grateful to the generosity of the enthusiast owners of these two very special cars and my dear editors for nominating me for the drive.
THE BOOK-END
As a book-end to my hot hatch journey, I only found a
suitable replacement for my beloved Renault 5 GT Turbo many years after
departing with it. It came in the form of an Abarth 500c SS which carries that
rorty, characterful spirit of my first one. I’ve also got one of the older hot
hatches in my stable in the form of a lovely handling Alfasud Ti. Finally, as a sign of how the passion for the
pleasures of the small, fast hatch burns long and bright, Mr Bri Ponnamblam,
one of the two gentleman instrumental in my hot hatch journey, is now slowly
succumbing to the seduction of an Abarth 500 for himself. So, the cycle begins
again.
Unfortunately, people seem to be falling out of love
with sports cars these days and this genre of small fast cars whilst
misguidedly seeking all forms of SUVs instead.
All I can say is that until you drive one of these classics or some of
the fine modern hot hatches, it's difficult to describe how much of this
analogue, fizzy and connected driving experience we’re all going to miss out on
one day. Long live the Hot hatch!